by Luciepoo March 23, 2022
Get the European cheese burgermug. A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
Get the european soldier bagmug. person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
by kristiabus May 28, 2017
Get the Squishy Europeanmug. Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
Get the Creepy Old European Menmug. by poo pocet March 29, 2011
Get the european telephonemug. The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.
May also means she spits and swallows.
May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"
"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
by BarRat December 9, 2016
Get the european toiletmug. by STEWY7890 February 23, 2019
Get the European pickpocketmug.