european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 07, 2012
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews January 25, 2012
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The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind
“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”
by shaker9000 December 14, 2022
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european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's
While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!
by the tell tale man May 10, 2015
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Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.
by at073 October 08, 2023
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 03, 2014
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