Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

Eddie Leigh

a pussy

Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.

by Cameran Carr October 19, 2010

front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 9, 2017

Eddy perc

A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.

Omg !!! The swirling action on this eddy perc rig is amazing!!!

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018

Eddy malou

"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"

"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."

"-Do you know rollerblades ?

-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."

It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit

by genesis maraboutator October 1, 2017