Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
by Dick November 22, 2004
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Eddie Leigh

Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.
by Cameran Carr October 17, 2010
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Eddie Walker

Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.
Eddie Walker is cute
by Jed Del Zotto's Wife September 07, 2023
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eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.
Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!
by Cayucas July 09, 2017
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Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.
You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.
by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019
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eddy nedelcu

Romanian trap god which has outstanding songs and a great relationships with his fans.
It’s like : Who has the best merch and a top-cracking incoming album?
It’s eddy nedelcu bro
by se pleaca in grecia November 25, 2020
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drunk Eddie

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 22, 2023
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