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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
mugGet the There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my lifemug.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
mugGet the Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.mug.
who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021
mugGet the Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you luckymug.

Why don’t we

A shit ass boyband that wouldn’t know talent if it hit them in the face
Haaa why don’t we are shit don’t even say their name
by Heyheyheyletsgo August 13, 2019
mugGet the Why don’t wemug.

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done
Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
mugGet the I don’t know what you’re talking aboutmug.

Don’t do it

DOOOOOO ITTTTT
Me: “Just don’t do it”

Friend: “that’s wrong

Me: “don’t-“
Friend: DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT
by Yo bish June 22, 2019
mugGet the Don’t do itmug.

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
mugGet the Don’t fuck with my keto!mug.

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