extreme danger wank

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.

Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.

by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009

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jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

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bull dagger

a masculine lesbian, bull dyke

Jolene's a nasty-ass bull dagger. She works at the county lockup, makes those girls do some weird shit, man.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

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Dagger Tits

Large, pointy, erect, nipples particularly visible through clothing.

She pointed here dagger tits at me over the board room table.

Her dagger tits rubbed the pillow while my mate and I had a pig on the spit.

by Davododger June 2, 2007

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Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

by compasskid April 21, 2009

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