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Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids
I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave
by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025
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Cryptochromatic double fantastic

A twice as good secret colour
That cryptochromatic double fantastic wall is way nicer than the previous colour.
by Just one more cuddle... September 30, 2021
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and three great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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irregular-double-first-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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Monkey-Double-back-flip

Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.
Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,

Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)

Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019
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A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."
by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021
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