Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

by iminpampers May 20, 2011

Diaper Rich

Basically means you have a lot of money and a huge dick.

I'm so Diaper Rich I wear diamond encrusted Trojan Magnums.

by Brad Farkas March 19, 2014

Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.

Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.

by chessnutroastingonanopenfire February 21, 2012

sacrificial diaper

When changing a baby, an unworn diaper that's ruined as a result of an especially messy blowout situation, but prevents the surface underneath from being soiled as well.

Whoa! Looks like this new diaper is going to be a sacrificial diaper, there's poop flowing everywhere!

by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

Diaper Pussy

Senior citizen pussy. That pussy ain't wrinkled even though the rest of it looks like a catchers mitt.

Nasty ass Tobias is looking for a date at the assisted living facility again. He must be fiendin' for some of that diaper pussy.

by Mr Tinkl3s May 7, 2013

Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger

"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."

by LittleMissUnderstanding April 12, 2016

Sniper Diaper

A pouch or diaper worn by professional snipers to increase ammo carrying capacity and/or accuracy

Eazy-e, the local "Neighborhood Sniper," prefered to where Huggies brand sniper diapers when he sniped fools.

by Gangster@$$Boi October 21, 2008