Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger
"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."
by LittleMissUnderstanding January 01, 2016
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Diaper Rich

Basically means you have a lot of money and a huge dick.
I'm so Diaper Rich I wear diamond encrusted Trojan Magnums.
by Brad Farkas March 07, 2014
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Diaper Power

Mostly used in diaper fettish* Diaper power is the power from within your asshole to create a spiritual diaper around, sealing all shit from escaping.
I was walking in the park shitting my pants as always, until i unlocked diaper power.
by McDonalds' Staff July 03, 2016
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Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.
Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain
by iminpampers April 28, 2011
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sacrificial diaper

When changing a baby, an unworn diaper that's ruined as a result of an especially messy blowout situation, but prevents the surface underneath from being soiled as well.
Whoa! Looks like this new diaper is going to be a sacrificial diaper, there's poop flowing everywhere!
by stargazer7777 January 07, 2010
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Diaper Pussy

Senior citizen pussy. That pussy ain't wrinkled even though the rest of it looks like a catchers mitt.
Nasty ass Tobias is looking for a date at the assisted living facility again. He must be fiendin' for some of that diaper pussy.
by Mr Tinkl3s May 08, 2013
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Sniper Diaper

A pouch or diaper worn by professional snipers to increase ammo carrying capacity and/or accuracy
Eazy-e, the local "Neighborhood Sniper," prefered to where Huggies brand sniper diapers when he sniped fools.
by Gangster@$$Boi September 04, 2008
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