Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

by Covido January 12, 2021

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.

Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!

by Buchi November 21, 2020

Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.

“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”

by MChamm3r January 20, 2022

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

Covid-22

the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features

I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster

by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022

COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020