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Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.
Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018
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mo-rey mo-rey connection

The tag team name of the infamous Sharod and desIREE bKa: "MOMO" and "REyREY"
yall got FUNK..dont bring it ta US
by MOMO and REYREy December 3, 2004
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hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel
man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att
by beankid January 6, 2010
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cashmere collection

A trio devoted to ensuring the spread of glamour, excitement and good looks in the Greater Philadelphia Region.
The cashmere collection is "100% luxury and light as a feather."
by MitchaleM September 18, 2006
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Complexion connection

Connection in buying drugs, resulting from having a friend of certain ethnicity or background.
Say certain plants become legal in Mexico, call up Jose from the third grade for some complexion connection.
by Matt Jackson November 30, 2006
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Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
by Princess22 October 20, 2008
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Rainbow Connection

A rainbow connection is a regular source of chemical drugs, which are typically harder to come by than other substances like weed or booze (if you're under legal drinking age). Code for a dealer who usually sells MDMA, acid, etc. Sometimes includes meth, crack/cocaine, or other greasy shit.
Man, wouldn't it be awesome to try LSD?

Ah, I have a few blotters. I get them all the time.

You have a rainbow connection?
by tfrhr5y45etrd February 19, 2011
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