That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
by Chaosmirage December 29, 2016
TL;DR Version:
Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.
Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.
We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.
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(NOT TLDR Version)
Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...
Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.
Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.
Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.
Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?
If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.
Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.
We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.
***
(NOT TLDR Version)
Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...
Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.
Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.
Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.
Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?
If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the Corporate Media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."
"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! March 10, 2023
That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
by AB365 November 21, 2021
A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded by Twizzelo102 in August of 2022. The corporation focuses on developing songs that are extremely gay, and feature gay lyrics. Sometimes GayRemix Corporation makes gay songs of their own, but they usually remix completely normal songs and make them gay.
Hey dude, did you hear that new song by Nardo Wick, 21 savage, Lil Durk and G herbo, Who Want Smoke?? Nah dude, I hard that GayRemix Corporation song Who Want Suck??, by Nardo Dick, 21InchSavage, Lil Dick and G squirto.
by cheiejn January 19, 2023
Valve is one of the best video game companies, making multiple popular IPs, and even making the king of PC gaming stores: Steam. Their IPs being:
Half life
Team Fortress
Counter Strike
Portal
And more
They sure do have some really good games, the last main Valve game made was Half Life Alyx, a VR exclusive game, that happens before half life 2.
Half life
Team Fortress
Counter Strike
Portal
And more
They sure do have some really good games, the last main Valve game made was Half Life Alyx, a VR exclusive game, that happens before half life 2.
by WheatleyGuy3 June 30, 2023
After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.
by stonecruiser August 18, 2009
A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.
by Deimosian November 26, 2017