by kalanilovesdeonandhiscornnips August 23, 2017
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020
It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 05, 2008
a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol
by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022
To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
by L.C.M April 08, 2011
Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2018
You can use it in any term. It suits many.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.
The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.
The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
Person 1: Damn, is that American weeaboo over there in the corner trying to sing Japanese by the sound of what he hears?
Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.
Heinlein: How unfortunate.
Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.
Heinlein: How unfortunate.
by Raiqe July 14, 2011