Max Consolazio

Very tall man, luscious hair and loves hacky sacks. Can be seen searching cars on google or making knifes. But always has a good joke ready to be used.
Overall 7/10

Max Consolazio is a true gem

by Russell Caswell March 7, 2022

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Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

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Lamar Consolidated High School

Founded in 1949, Located in the Small Town of Rosenberg, Texas, This school was once the best place to receive and education. It slowly became the shithole it is today. It is overran by wanna-be hood niggas and hot Cheeto bitches; autistic theatre niggas, etc. The football team is absolutely dogshit. Lamar Niggas have way too much pride. Don’t talk shit about there school.

John: “Did you hear about Lamar Consolidated High School?”

Jimmy: Man, don’t get me started on those Bebe Ass Niggas.

by Flaco69 December 31, 2023

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cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.

Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024

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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.

Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.

by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025

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