Communism

It's something made by GOD himself after the nazis decided to fuck the world.

Person1: NIBBA HABE YOU HEARD ABOUT COMMUNISM
Person2: FUC YEAH BROH LET'S GO KILL CAPITALIST PIGS
Person1: YEAH BROH LET GO

by Kamaraden Ivan November 4, 2017

commitium

Verb: to roll out, peace out, get the fuck out, an exclamation of the following, or the Roman House of Representatives, always accompanied by the international roll out hand gesture

"Dude, do you want to roll out to the UC?"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"

"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"

by Peter Jenks April 10, 2005

communism

A system that works flawlessly as demonstrated by The People's Republic of China. All who opposes this system clearly do not understand this system very well. Under this system, everybody benefits equally. Put into action by former leader of China, Mao or Mao Zedong; he was perhaps the greatest mastermind of all time. Many comrades today are living today because of such wonders this system brings to them and how it works so flawlessly. Mao is truely a great leader and visionary, and communism is truely a great system.

Communism is awesome.
Communism is great.
Communism is flawless.
All who opposes communism shall be "re-educated" so they understand what communism is.
You love communism.

by Comrade Communist Savior February 27, 2005

communism and socialism

i guess "fuck you rich college faggots Kill hippies!!!" is some paranoid middle class person (no, i will not resort to pointless swearing) who contradicts themself at every possible opportunity. firstly, you cannot properly define socialism because it can take so many other forms. secondly, communism has never been achieved. humans are not set up to create a communist government because we are selfish, among other things. i could go on, as the crap that you wrote is wrong but i won't go into details or i would end up writing a novel.

the guy im talking about says "fuck you rich college faggots" yet he is probaly republican/right-wing and probably supports bush who only got through college because he is rich. communism and socialism.

by KSL June 11, 2006

communism

a type government often mistaken with socialism,an economic system,it is often compared to capitalism, which is an economic system

I have no idea what im talking about so i'm gonna assume that socialism won't work because communism hasn't.

by Jared October 19, 2003

communism

extreme right wing belief. in communism the government is the only owner of things - the people don't own anything. and everyone works for the government. everyone gets the same amount of money - it doesnt matter if they work in a nuclear power plant or if they're a bum; they get the same amount of money.

communism has yet to actually function in real life. not hard to see y.

i like good ol' democracy. not communism.

by unusu-al November 28, 2003

Gender Communism

The end state of feminism. A world where women are paid equal to men for doing less work. A world where eye-contact is considered rape. A world of gender quotas and forced vasectomies. Speaking out against the regime is punishable by death and the castration and imprisonment of your male family members.

Sweeden is slowly being raped to death by gender communism.

by tigani May 3, 2018