columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

columbiana

shume fort columbiana na na na

Yo Columbiana is a good song, tania.

by Ein x Tania December 23, 2020

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021