colton briscoe

A bad ass,good looking,great hair,and a ladies man

You are such a Colton Briscoe

by kelolton December 30, 2016

colton erb

A type of person who can get any gender to fuck or to slay, also typically known to be very hot and sexy

I wish that I could be Colton Erb to this girl

by Bitch_slay-on-me February 03, 2017

colton hennessey

a guy that a lot of people like O.o

like savy always thought colton hennessey was fat but little did she know..

by savy1 November 09, 2020

Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 14, 2021

abby and colton

An inseparable couple, a very freaky intimate couple that will be together forever

Abby and Colton are a great couple I wish Zach and I were like them

by Ac4217 January 08, 2018

colton s.

A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools

defenishion colton s. is my favorite drug dealer

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 07, 2023