Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.

"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"

by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Colorado Mangina

The Colorado Mangina is a term for a male individual that is behaving in a matter that can lead others to believe that the individual is in possession of a vagina.

Ryan: "Hey did you see that Alan didn't want to play?" Barnoza: "Yeah, hes such a Colorado Mangina."

by weeweecolorado12 May 4, 2025

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

colorado safari

a really good weed high B)

Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.

by f*cktrump June 22, 2016

Colorado

Colorado SUCKS I hate hate colorado it is the WORST state in the U.S.A

Friend: Hey I’m moving to colorado

Me: WHAT NO UGH BAD GRR AG

by Fluvanna _crackhead May 29, 2022