cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident

yar is cock block

by sixty nine February 14, 2025

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.

Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her

by wesley walker December 21, 2021

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017