cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx November 25, 2015

Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018

Henry Cobert

A man with an exceptionally large Ding Dong

Get ready to take my Henry Cobert sized cock

by MattNellie September 18, 2018

Gravy Cobra

A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar

Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!

Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!

by @porn December 7, 2018

Kurt Cobain policy

A policy in acted by a higher power that is so bad you acutely want to kill you'r self.

the school just released a new Kurt Cobain policy, fuck.

by help69 December 13, 2018

The Cobra

An aggressive sex move preformed by someone on the non-receiving end of a blowjob;
After your partner cums in your mouth, bite their leg hard and spit it all out to cover the bite.

Person1: “Yea man.. Alyssa used The Cobra on me last night”

Person2: “Fuuuck man are you ok?”

by Resnembaum January 13, 2019

kayla cobane

An angry female (preferably one who’s done time) who takes a quick dump in her hand and hand slaps it into another females mouth to show her disapproval in front of a crowd.

That girl was so drunk at Dana’s party that Jane pulled a “KAYLA COBANE “on her !

by Juana fuqc April 15, 2019