Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Cleveland Baited

To fake a Chris McCoy.

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!

by Brother Rice High School November 28, 2017

Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".

1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!

by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

Cleveland Canoli

Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.

He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.

by Dani.dangerous December 6, 2020

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018