Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale

by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008

Christopher Brooks

He is the sexiest man you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold, and will do anything for you. He loves mountains, and if you ever lose him, he's probably hiking in the alps somewhere taking pictures. He normally goes by "Brawny Man" because of his sexy beard that not many people can pull off. He loves girls that have the name Chelsea, and will end up marrying one. but only because they're awesome. He is always traveling and meeting new people. His favorite kind of food to eat is Kashi. And his favorite place to live is nowhere. He enjoys putting a hamock in between two trees and calling it his home. He moves around alot, so dont get too attached, even though it'd be hard not to, because he's a perfect person. He's easy to love, fun to be around, and always willing to listen. And probably the sexiest man to walk the planet. kthanksbye.

Woahhh loook at Christopher Brooks, id love to hit that (; oh wait... i already did, because my name is Chelsea.

by Chelseakthanksbye August 22, 2011

Christopher nuno

A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis

Christopher nuno has a small penis

Christopher nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him

by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

Pulled a Christopher

Getting the right answer from an educated guess. The right guess appeared to be unachievable and is often mistaken with pure luck. However it is to be noted that luck is but a tiny portion of the right guess.

You really pulled a Christopher in today's Wordle guess. You went from two of the correct letters to the right answer!

by Karobobaro March 29, 2022

christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever

If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed

by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017