Normal people, they believe in the teachings of Jesus and God. Like normal people they can be jerks or nice. Christians have been portrayed for the most part as a bunch of science-ignorant homophobics, and yes this is true for many people, it is not the case with every single Christian out there. Anywho, they're normal people, believe in a dead guy's teachings and like normal people screw up time to time.
Some examples of good deads from Christians are Alcoholics Anonymous, orphanages, charities, and hospitals. Some examples of them screwing up include the Spanish Conquisition, the Crusades, and the West-Boro Baptist Church.
by Guy Noir February 11, 2012
Get the Christiansmug. A fan club for a bunch of hypocrytes who think they're better then everyone else, and look down upon anything that doesn't share their views of everything.
These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.
These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.
Christianity is a religion where people worship jesus, and think that if they love all people, and do good their whole life they'll go to heaven.
Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.
Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.
by my name? September 22, 2004
Get the christianismmug. A religion that follows primarily the teachings of Jesus Christ and the New Testament of the Holy Bible. Christianity has warped over the years. One perfect example is Mark 16:15. Because of this verse, many modern-day "Christians" take it upon themselves to go door-to-door and convert people to their religion. Real Christians, however, don't try to force their religion upon others, as they try to be more Jesus-like, and Jesus never forced his religion upon others; People followed him willfully.
Due to Mark 16:15, many a man believes that Christianity is made up of nothing more than some door-a-knockin' hooligans who only want to bother you while you watch Magnum P.I. to spread "the good news".
by Grizzle01 October 24, 2009
Get the Christianitymug. The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga December 26, 2008
Get the christianitymug. a christian is someone who believes that jesus christ is the son of god and that he died for EVERYBODY'S sins. a REAL christian realizes that he/she is not perfect but tries to be more like jesus. a REAL christian wouldn't try to force their beliefs on others, so whoever thinks that obviously hasn't met a true christian. also, don't think that all christians are like george bush, cause i'm a christian and i'm not exactly a big fan of his....to say the least.
by Jimena January 18, 2008
Get the christianmug. Someone who defines themself as Christian.
As an athiest, screw the stereotypes, go look up the facts. www.urbandictionary.com is not the place to answer your religious questions.
As an athiest, screw the stereotypes, go look up the facts. www.urbandictionary.com is not the place to answer your religious questions.
by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005
Get the Christiansmug. no, im not going to attack christianity like the posts before me - Christianity is a religion that believes in jesus, god in the form of man to show the world true love. "true love" as in we (christians) believe he died to forgive us of our sins, because before you had to sacrifice animals or in some cases your children. most people pin 2 things the bible say against each other, but forgetting that most of the stuff like "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" is outdated from the old testament.
if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.
if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.
by choochoochrain July 5, 2010
Get the christianitymug.