1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
by batmannnnnnn March 1, 2010
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.
Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
by getbentinthebr0nx December 26, 2011
Get the Chrismug. (CONT.) You can talk about anything to a Chris. However, never get into an argument with one because they always think they win, when clearly they're LOSING. Also, make sure you send him lots of videos of cats because he will laugh. And one day he will own a cat but it's gonna be a stupid cat! They seem to think that there is a word that rhymes with orange when there isn't. They don't think they're the awesomest which is just PLAIN WRONG.
by Italians Rule June 21, 2012
Get the Chrismug. A man who loves his guns and busch light. He likes to ride on his prowler and cause trouble. He likes to party with his uncle. He has a good sense of humor.
by kayyyna April 14, 2013
Get the Chrismug. The Chris is a large, spineless creature who stalks the rare Taybra. Their only sexual orientation is Flamingly Homosexual, therefore, they only participate in hardcore buttsex. Diet includes everything possibly ingestable, AIDS, and human semen.
by TASK October 29, 2008
Get the Chrismug. A term usually used for calling someone scum,or a cheating dirt bag. Persons who are usually called this term, tend to date "pan" faced crazy girls, and sit at home and watch youtube videos alone. They tend to be manipulate, ugly, with red hair, and tons of freckles. They are usually skinny,and have no muscle mas. Karma is always against Chris's, and they get in icy car accidents, and for some reason cheat death, just like how they cheat on everything else.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
by his.worst.nightmare. October 20, 2008
Get the Chrismug. 1. Steals thier friends drinks
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
by Amie! January 11, 2009
Get the Chrismug.