by jerjer April 28, 2006

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.
basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!
basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!
Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'
Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'
Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'
by LingoLover August 24, 2009

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety
by AGriz June 23, 2007

by Nunya(; March 24, 2011

When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."
by Ross Hogg September 23, 2002

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.
by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

To chew on a girls va jay lips and stretch them out like your chewing gum. And to makes bubbles with them.
by dyke wrestler April 21, 2011
