Charlton patrick gibbons

short

jeffery: yo where is charlton patrick gibbons
Finn: idk but hes really short

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Charleston Delight

When two West Virginia lesbian couples meet for dinner, swap partners, and leave the party with faces resembling glazed donuts.

Tabitha and Lisa had their new lesbian co-workers over for a Charleston Delight last evening. Tabitha's face looked like a glazed Crispy Creme when the girls left.

by You don't know Pooty Tang March 1, 2023

Charlton Heston

The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.

That broad sprayed her Charlton Heston all over me.

by Sallywylderdamms April 1, 2023

Charleston Chew

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)

Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)

by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

Charlton Heston

Meeting a girl in a local pub, take her back for shenanigans then when she is least expecting it insert your penis and one testicle whilst making monkey noises as you cum like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes

That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston

by Sue denham February 22, 2024

Charleston

The smell of shit in the air after the shit has been flushed.

A waft of Charleston trailed after him as he left the bathroom stall.

by TrillWill-05 February 2, 2026

Carleton

An amazing handsome kind sexy person. Who is a great role model for all. He has a spirit of a dragon. And will protect the people here loves. His exsistance is neasasary for the future of all humankind. He is funny and is a god on human form. He is also a god in bed. And would be the image of sex appeal. It's hard for the ones that meet him not to fall in love.

That Carleton makes me excited to wake up in the morning. I need a great big cup of Carleton. That Carleton is the love of my life.

by Nova the exotic goddess March 9, 2025