Krabby Patty Challenge

A challenge where one must go through a difficult obstacle course to get the Krabby patty secret formula (you may die)

Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

The Hammock Challenge

A challenge that must be completed with two willing participants, preferably one male and one female. The two participants, both engaging in oral sex with one another in a 69 position, must have the male participant on the bottom. While the male is about to reach orgasm, the female must grab ahold of the male’s penis, and shoot an arch into the air with ejaculate, in which the male then must catch the flying load in his own mouth. The male then must attempt to impregnate the woman through his own mouth, thus; fully completing the hammock challenge.

Male 1: “I have some bad news…”
Male 2: “No way! What happened?!”
Male 1: “I think I impregnated my girlfriend while doing the hammock challenge…”
Male 2: “That’s awesome dude!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV October 10, 2022

call it quits

1) When someone was previously doing something but decided to stop it. It could be when someone quits a job, sports team, personal goal, a project, a relationship, etc.

2) referring to the rumor that Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) "broke up" with Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy). This supposedly happened during the 2005 Warped Tour, also known as the summer of like to fans. Infinity On High was released by FOB in 2007 with the song Bang The Doldrums, among the many tracks that released with the album. Petekey stans suspect that this bop, among many others, is about the mychem bassist. They say that Pete got emo about the breakup and proceeded to write the bop, as he would usually do with all of his relationships. The term "Call it quits" is mentioned directly in the song just before the first chorus.

1a)

jonathan: yo did you hear about kylie and jen? they called it quits!
logan: no way! that shit's whack!

1b)
carson: yo fuck this; i'm calling it quits

2a)

"I couldn't bring myself to call, except to call it quits"

{Bang The Doldrums, Fall Out Boy}

mikey: thanks, pete. now everyone thinks we dated

pete: *sweats* mikeyway and i? nahh. we're just Sweet Little Dudes

2b)

toxic fan: omg did u know that pete and mikey totally dated??? there's a bunch of proof that they did!! they should just stop pretending and get back together already!!-
joselyn: there's no actual proof that they were together. and even if they did, they decided to call it quits for a reason. they both have children and are living happily with their significant others. respect that. you can dream about it but don't harass them. it's disrespectful and toxic.

by bitchyanon October 16, 2019

Tampon Call

1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.

Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!

by Earl Annie Edna August 17, 2008

Tiger Call

A phone call you make to your girlfriend or mistress to warn that your wife may soon call and ask tricky questions. Popularized by Tiger Woods.

Dude, can I borrow your phone? My wife swiped mine, so I better make a few tiger calls.

by half mongrel December 4, 2009

THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by what name do i use? February 10, 2018

Testy Call

"testy call" is the female-abbreviated version of booty call which can also be the equivalent sentence of "getting the d" - a sentence generated to stabilize the man-to-female relationship and work as a stable pillar for equality.

"I'm totally going to invite the hot guy from the bar last week over for a Testy Call"

by Tiltical July 13, 2021