Cannif

Cannif is a common last name for weird families that are pale and pasty like gingers. Also, cannif could mean a total bitch who is fat and has a huge butt and cow legs. Most of these "Cannifs" are teachers in the 8th grade :).

"What a total cannif!"
"She's such a cannif, look at her legs!"
"Eww, she's a teacher in eighth grade, what a Cannif."

by theruler June 22, 2008

Cannibalopolis

A society in which a mass population of people who eat the flesh of other human beings live.

Usually the weak have the shortest lifespan in a cannibalopolis.

by schoy February 5, 2010

self-cannibalism

A practice of eating yourself. Its in the name, it's like eating your leg or arm and slowly devouring yourself.

She has turned to self-cannibalism and is slowly going insane.

by mrkittymeowface (i am a girl) December 17, 2015

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Candiru

A fish that lives in the amazon and it can swim in your penis when you pee in the water and Dont try and rip it out cause it will devover you dick

That guy got infected by the candiru fish when he pissed in the water

by Corn dip mobile December 29, 2012

Canfield

( Verb ) To needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. Usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.

Yo, I thought Jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up Canfielded her.

by Berp September 21, 2014

Candice

Candice is the sweetest woman in the world but if you even act stupid for more than a millisecond she will become a total bitch so dont act mean or dumb towards her

I wish I was dating a Candice even though she is crazy

by Sweet_sister March 17, 2019