A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
by Student Body President June 30, 2010
Get the Canadian Situationmug. Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
by Jay2233 March 10, 2020
Get the Canadian Hamburgermug. Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.
Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!
by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013
Get the Canadian Slingshotmug. The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
Get the Canadian Classicsmug. Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.
(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.
by BirkiYeetRice October 16, 2019
Get the Snitch Canadianmug. 
by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016
Get the Canadian Lubemug.