Canada's History 

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup

Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!

Canada's History by liveadvisor February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.

Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.

Canada's History by C Nation February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.

Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.

Canada's History by Aerophagia February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!

I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.

Canada's History by NakedAngry February 5, 2010

Canada's history 

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

Canada's history by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of felching an animal, storing the product in your cheeks, and reinserting said material, under pressure, back into the original source animal.

Man I went to see a Canada's History show and threw up all over place.

Canada's History by speedbox February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada

Don't elect Mccain for president, or we will learn Canada's History and nobody cares about Canada!

Canada's History by Big Headed Air Force Man February 5, 2010