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It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023
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Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake
Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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cañón

Just the Spanish word of cannon

(caN-yon)
Pinche no mames wey mira la cañón
by RickiRat November 19, 2023
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Canon

Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.
Whoah, you know Canon!? I love that guy!!
Yes, I’m dating Canon, he’s my favorite.
by fishinginthedark22 November 21, 2023
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Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.
The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.
by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023
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Canon

Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.
whoah, that’s a sick Canon”
Nice Canon!”
by fishinginthedark22 December 7, 2023
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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."
by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024
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