call of duty vanguard is woahful
by mcvicer November 22, 2021
Get the Call of duty vanguardmug. Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
Get the Call of Dutymug. You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020
Get the Call of dutymug. A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.
by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023
Get the Call of Dutymug. by Twight0931 March 18, 2017
Get the Call of Duty: Barack Opsmug. A game series featuring some of the best games (BO2, WAW, MW1 2 and 3) and some of the worst (WW2, BO4), made by a group of companies (sledgehammer games, treyarch, raven) under one behemoths supervision (Activision) Until Activision decided enough was enough and pretty much started making the games later down the road. (bo4 im looking at you)
Mike: Hey, what's your favorite Call Of Duty game?
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
Get the Call Of Dutymug.