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Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.
“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person

“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person
Caleb by getfuckingready January 18, 2019
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Caleb is an amazing person and a great friend anyone would be lucky to have him he is so kind and generous he always thinks of others before himself and always has something to say you could stay on FaceTime with him for hours while he plays his fortnight and just talk he’s a great person that you should definitely get to he never judges you no matter what you do and is always there for you he’s a person that you should never let go of ❤️❤️
Caleb by Lilly_bug300 February 2, 2019
Caleb is the nicest person you will ever meet. He will also roast yo booty off. When he gets done with your friends will think you came from egypt. Calebs are also good boyfriends. They will steal your girl so fast you won't even know she broke up with you
Hey guys your acting like caleb.
Caleb by Lil licker stealer December 13, 2018
Someone who isn't very intellectual but has the brain to be.
Damn, that guy is a real Caleb.
Caleb by CharlieIntel December 17, 2018
Caleb is a very gay and crazy guy! He is known for dating many guys at once. He is also perceived as a crazy lunatic!
Caleb is crazy!
Caleb by WoWNames December 19, 2018
The typical faggot ass nigga who loves anal (mmmmm mmmmm yes he does)
Adam: hey who’s that bitch over there?
Dwight: I don’t know but I think it’s Caleb because when I put my dick in him he liked it
Caleb by ParamountChris February 14, 2019
A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
Caleb by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019