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cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015
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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
by de-pube September 25, 2022
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cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson
Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz
by Ketachees July 22, 2020
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cucumbersome

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber
her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome
by manshaman December 9, 2008
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Cucumberbatch

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.
1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."
by Diba102 July 28, 2013
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cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad
1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers
by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006
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cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.
Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!
by bumbaleena July 3, 2011
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