Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)
"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"
or
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."
or
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."
by Larzz69 October 14, 2009
the best damn thing ever. go on the destony. room 7-195 is the best. there are fucking hot guys on there june the 4th 2010. port of miami then i went to jamica then ochois rios.
carnival cruise
by abckjz July 02, 2010
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
by giraffe-o January 18, 2012
A vessel or vehicle used to smuggle in immigrants into the United States. A boat could be used by hiding in a container box for the journey. Or a truckload of bananas is another example as one may height crossing the Mexican border to make it to the promised land. Where the promise of welfare programs, and Pres. Obama sponsored free phones awaits usually the bottom of the barrel of citizens.
Jose made it in on a Dominican cruise liner.
The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.
The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.
Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".
Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".
Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
by rocksigneous July 21, 2009
the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!
Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.
Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.
Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
by drunkfroshie November 05, 2011
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