Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.
by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022
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Colton

Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.
He is amazing he is a king in my eyes I love Colton
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colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.
that is a colton wingard mom right there
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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 02, 2021
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Colton's Penis

giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
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scout and colton

Scout and Colton are the best names to go together. Their both funny, some people are jelous of them. But they don't care, they know their better. Scout and Colton are the best boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Colton “lethal” Gonzales

Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.
Colton “lethal” Gonzales is so funny, he’s cut and bad the whole package
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