happy clap

when a male thrusts forward so quickly, his dick and balls slap against his stomache, causing a "clapping" sound
Sarah: At Lisa's party we dared Steven to happy clap for a beer and he did it..twice!
by chandramukhi January 23, 2008
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make it clap

damn girl you got fatty make it clap bitch!
by oreo February 06, 2003
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Shoulder Clap

An extremely hard punch to a victim's chest that collapses, and folds, his or her chest area in the center, making one's shoulders meet. This meeting of the shoulders produces a "clap" sound, similar to the clap sound when a pair of hands come together.

Commonly used when one gets into an argument and yearns to hurt the person they're arguing with.
Person A: OGC looks like a person fapping when you tilt your head to the left.

Person B: That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm about to make your shoulders clap just to make you realize how retarded you are.

Person A: Chill. A shoulder clap is crazy.

Person B: Bitch.
by chiqga December 23, 2011
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no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.
{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.
by Joking July 12, 2014
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clippety clapped

high off of marijuana. being clapped is being high, so when you are in this state, usually when you are particularly high, you are clippety clapped.
you may also hear people say "blippety blapped" or "blippety blapped off the blea" or "blippety blapped off the bean"
"bro, could u even believe how shmacked we were last nite"
"yo this is a truth bro, we were clippety clapped of the blea"
by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018
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Horse Clapping

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 06, 2012
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flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass
i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping
by calvey June 13, 2006
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