Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.

That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!

by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Christopher Slander

Christopher Slander is a day where you can slander all Christopher’s.

person 1: “Hey do you know what day it is?”

person 2: “What?”

person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”

by glockmaster69 May 17, 2021

Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.

"Hey, Christeria!"

by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is the funny and most dirty minded guy you will ever meet. They play around and joke probably non intentionally hurting ur feelings plenty of times. But after a while of knowing him you can all the sudden talk to him, he usually only goes by Chris and doesn’t except Christopher. If you talk to him long enough and he finds u funny or fun, he will give u his number or snap, it doesn’t matter if u have a boyfriend, he will be the most intimate as a friend can be. He will give large hints if he likes u but deny it when asked. He is never the one to admit his feelings first. If u date him, ur very lucky and stick around and be patient because he will do anything sexual with u EXCEPT KISS within the first few days. After a while he does get comfortable and will start kissing u on his own. And he does a lot more than kissing when u let him. Sometimes even when u don’t let him as long as he knows u find it funny. He will only really talk in person and doesn’t text or call much. He is extremely aggressive and acts like he hate contact with people, which he does for the most part, but he is a HUGE cuddler. He’s like a teddy bear. He will tease you as well. He’s such a pretty boy and he’s so sweet when he wants to be.

Annalise: omg I love him, he’s such a cuddler but he’s so introverted.

Friend: is it a Christopher..?

Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.

by Suck on this anna December 13, 2021

Christoffel

No bitches
No damsels
No maidens
Can't even touch gold

"Damn, that guy is a real Christoffel"

by MarcyMeow March 24, 2022

Christopher

Someone who is named Christopher is usually a fucking moron and thinks the world revolves around them they also like big black men and look like they just came out the ghettos

“Oh hey it’s the fucking misfit Christopher I bet his dick is tiny”

by Chris likes men March 24, 2022

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022