Christmas Blizzard

A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.

"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."

by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014

christmas lips

A facial gesture where you stick your tongue out widely, and fold your bottom lip down, making it look like you have big red juicy lips.

I'm making christmas lips in my profile picture.

by sponsormetape69 May 3, 2016

Christmas Fly

Typically the day after Christmas, when one wears all of the new clothes they received.

When Julie came outside with new uggs, pants, and jacket, Maria knew she had her Christmas fly on.

by MariaWazzHere January 16, 2017

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Let’s celebrate Christmas Rory tonight with a few glasses of the good stuff

by Bearbasket December 23, 2022

Christmas Nigger

Term for a neighborhood burgler who steals things from peoples yards or garage at night during the holidays.

My yard would have gotten first place for Holiday decor but the Christmas Nigger struck again!

by Muskoxe December 9, 2008

Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006