Two chilli racist

Where a person is more racist than "mildly racist" without being full Hitler. Borne out of the Indian curry menu, a two chilli racist feels comfortable in their racism, but does not make a comfortable dinner party guest.
Ian, that's too far. You've become a two chilli racist.
by APDTrap3 March 11, 2018
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Red hot chilli peppers

The phrase red hot chilli peppers is a covert way for homosexuals to identify each other, while pretending they are talking about a band of musicians to throw off any heterosexual individuals.
Man 1 “Hey man do you listen to red hot chilli peppers?”

Man 2 “of course I do I love them, you free later?”
by Dominique Wilkins August 25, 2023
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chilly chap stick (CCS)

When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)

Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.

May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'

May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.

One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.

Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.

a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
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when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.
george thought of the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog
by turd burgeler April 7, 2008
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red hot chilli pepper

when a male applies hot sauce to his penis and has intercouse with a female in her menstrual cycle.used as a reference.
guy A :what?!?! bush became presidnt again? i'd rather get a red hot chilli pepper. GUY B : smooth move x-lax
by funkerdoodle12 June 18, 2011
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new england chilli dog

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick
That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog
by Bullit123 January 11, 2014
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New York chilly dog

When one male poops in the butt hole of another and then proceeds to stick his weiner in the poop covered anus so to make meat and chilli between his buns
by ErikBro January 24, 2011
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