Cat Brownies

Cat Brownies
Cat poo that dogs like to have for a snack

My dog Loves him some fresh cat brownies

by Julios May 24, 2019

orcish brownie

A dried turd. With nearly no nutritional value.

The half-orc gave the starving halfling an orcish brownie.

by Br00dwich April 12, 2017

Chocolate brownie

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her

Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.

by Tiny Tim fanboy November 6, 2021

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017

hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005

prison brownie

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.

As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.

by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017