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Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!
It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed
by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018
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Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot
i hate brandon
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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Brandon

gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.
oh shit it's brandon
by The Master's Academy December 6, 2017
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Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.
"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".
by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018
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Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.
He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.
by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020
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Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
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Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor
Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s
by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018
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