Big Bertha

A massive doobie.

look at that massive doobie, its a big bertha

by smokeweedallday92 September 28, 2009

Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.

In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010

Birthday Glow

The special glow your skin gets within the days preceding your birthday. On the day of your birthday it is at it's strongest. It makes you extremely attractive, and during these days those going through birthday glow will receive numerous compliments about their complexion. It fades away slowly in the days after your birthday but appears at the same time next year.

Wow Shay, your skin looks amazing! It must be Birthday glow.

by Dr.J Will. November 30, 2009

birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010

birthdizzle

A hipper, cooler birthday surprise. One with liquor and possibly sex at the end. Not your grandmother's birthday surprise.

"Chris was out of town during his birthday. I'm going to make it up to him by making sure that he has a wicked birthdizzle."

by birthday_administrator April 25, 2010

Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

Birtatious Darrison

A Complete Media fail.

Birtatious Darrison = "Well a very very heveh eeh heavy Bertation tonight. We have a very Darrison bite, lets go ahead taresh tazenlesh dubet to had de pet."

by Kaighnine March 9, 2011