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Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
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American beer

European person: What's up with this barley water?
by Lisa May 11, 2004
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beer olympics

1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.
1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
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Mainstream Beer

Any beer a teenager likes to party with. See Coors, Budweiser, and the like.

Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.
Kids drink shitty mainstream beer to look cool in front of their friends. Fucking posers.

Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.
by MarshalJD March 30, 2009
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beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008
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Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”
Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella
by YoungFella December 12, 2021
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No More Beers

A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:

A).You are a metalhead.

B). You are drunk.

C). You need to go to the liquor store.
Tom: Aw man, ozzy, FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!

Jimmy:Looks in cooler, wasted NO MORE BEERS!
by A1TheGoudaDoctor March 12, 2008
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