free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk

they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone

by HBastard January 11, 2006

American beer

Comparable to having sex on a boat. It's fucking close to water.

European person: What's up with this barley water?

by Lisa May 11, 2004

beer olympics

1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.

1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

Mainstream Beer

Any beer a teenager likes to party with. See Coors, Budweiser, and the like.

Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.

Kids drink shitty mainstream beer to look cool in front of their friends. Fucking posers.

Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

gassin beers

Chugging or crushing beers

Dude, I was gassin beers last night and got completely drunk!

by Brosephguay March 5, 2018

Beer Manchu

When you drink beer way too anxiously and spill it down the sides of your mouth and (in some cases) on to your shirt.

Jake's sporting the beer manchu after losing beer pong tonight.

by Bosley2288 June 6, 2009

[beer garden]

Anywhere where beer is served outside. Usually on a patio outside of a bar.

It's a nice day, let's go to a bar that has a beer garden, so we can drink outside.
Derived from the German word: Biergarten

by kcwired.com January 15, 2009