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A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.
person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.
by God_Of_Pizza June 4, 2021
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better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
by Thing 2 December 13, 2008
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Better you than me

used to say that you are happy because somebody has to do something hard, boring. another way of saying is
rather you than me .(ban hay hon toi roi,ban gioi hon toi roi.)
A: I am going to paint the ouside of the house this weekend.
B: better you than me - that is a big job.
by MichaeltranUSA November 1, 2017
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better red than dead

It is a play on words of "better dead than red" so it means that you would rather be a communist then to die as a non-communist.
Man, its better red than dead if it means i wont get my head blown off
by Emmsy724 December 30, 2009
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Better than you cunt

A beautiful woman who rejects all men for the least little cause. too young or old, poor, not cool enough, wrong color of hair, ect. unless they are the star quarter back, movie star , music star or millionaire, ect. They are often cheerleaders, appear in beauty pagents ect.
I hate that becky she's a better than you cunt.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009
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Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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