Balthazar

1. The New Testament tells a tale of three wise men, kings, who came from persia to give gifts to baby Jesus. One of these men was Balthazar. Black in complexion with a big beard, brought frankincense rocks to the child, believing that he would rise with its smoke to heaven.

2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.

3. Nigger, Coon, Spook, Porch Monkey, Kaffa.

I knew a Balthazar that lived in New Orleans. Now he is dead.

by Zare September 29, 2005

Baltimore Raven

A game in which a man takes a shit on his girlfriends hand while she falls asleep on the couch in a Ray Lewis jersey, then using a feather he tickles her nose so she smashes the shit in her face, making her resemble and smell like the actual Ray Lewis.

I watched the Baltimore Raven game last night and I swear Ray Lewis was blacker and more shit-smelling than ever.

by marcqanto March 25, 2011

Baltimoron

(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee

Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)

At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)

Baltimore: Harm City

by Vincent October 28, 2004

Ballternate

When a man's balls churn, much like a cement mixer. This can can be seen at best while at rest.

AND

Taylor: "I was so bored the other day I just watched my my nuts ballternate while I waited for Sandy Pants to come over."

by KaraTaylor March 7, 2009

baltimore

Maryland's largest city. It's more of a piece of shit than Annapolis. Has the highest crime rate, and HIV infection rate in the United States. It's filthy, and you cant buy anything without it being stolen.

Basically, if you live in Baltimore, you suck because Baltimore sucks.

by FUCK BALTIMORE November 7, 2008

baltimore beatdown

A maneuver consisting of ripping off someone's arms and legs and beating them to death with them during sex.

I'll be your boyfriend....after I give you the Baltimore beatdown.

by tsuru January 5, 2009