Basketball Ass

A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis

My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.

by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021

basketball

life. Ball is everything.

basketball is life.

by TheRealSmartOne23 April 25, 2020

TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)

“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”

by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023

basketball emoji

means black people are bad

i think basketball emoji lol

by ashibolob April 3, 2024

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

basketball beep

The audible notification of a smoke alarm that has a low battery.

All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.

by edward koin June 9, 2024

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007