Flank Basket

A term widely used to describe a gentleman or lady's undercarriage, especially if said undercarriage resembles a cut of venison.

You, Sir, are a flank basket to the highest degree!
Stop wiggling your flank basket in front of me.

Remove your flank basket from the vicinity!
Wrap your flank basket for added protection.

by FlankBaskets December 11, 2013

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

basket robbin'

On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.

Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.

by DANKAPLAN November 1, 2010

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017