dumb potato basket 

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

dumb potato basket by jhgt June 17, 2015

alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

alabama fruit basket by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017

horny laundry basket 

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

horny laundry basket by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

Fruit-basket position 

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

Fruit-basket position by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

foot basket 

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

foot basket by iamrogue December 3, 2009

spooky basket 

A gift basket made in October filled with Goodies and other things related to Halloween. The spooky basket contains candy and movies. It is usually made by a female and given to a male as a gift showing care and intimacy.

Girl: Hey baby I made you a spooky basket with candy and scary movies to watch together!
Guy:Heck yeah I've been wanting a spooky basket so bad!

spooky basket by Christianthegr8 October 18, 2018

Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

Alaskan Flounder Basket by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011