barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left

Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.

by Dr. of The King's English May 12, 2020

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Barney

a dinosaur who magically comes to life and is disguised as a little dinosaur toy. he was great

barney is great

by forever.tdm November 22, 2018