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baked

to have so much dough(money) that it needs to be baked.
teen#1 maaaaaaaaan i seen a 50 cent vid and this guy had so much dough that it was baked.

teen#2ikr man i wish i could have that
by BBB100 June 13, 2011
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Baked Potato

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
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Baking lights

A game programming term, referring to creating lighting for a game, that won't be changed for the duration of the game
Yesterday I spent 5 hours baking lights
by Foloundev April 4, 2023
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Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!
"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
by A-wake January 15, 2015
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Baked Hog

A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.
Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."
by cheesemodee November 16, 2010
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Baking Party

When a group of friends all go to someones house and each person brings a few dank bowls each and they just get toasted while playing board games and fun shit.
Baking party at my house on Friday ya'll. Don't forget your utensils and bowls!
by loeudocia September 23, 2013
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