Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

oi bagel

a word derived from punk rockers...added with bagel...to call someone an oi bagel.

john is a big fat oi bagel.

by tyler middleton June 24, 2008

cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009

Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010